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amazing jokes to tell ASIA'S NO. 1 BAKER CHANNEL Early gains in domestic equity markets and a weak dollar against world currencies, however, restricted the rupee’s losses.",Prime Minister Narendra Modi said on Friday that Article 370, which was a contentious issue for several decades, was duly buried in ‘kabristan’ under his leadership and no power in the world can revoke it. “I ensured the barrier that came between Article 370 was buried in ‘kabristan,” Modi said, adding “nobody had ever imagined abrogation of Article 370 was possible”.",Telangana Director General of Police (DGP) Anjani Kumar has ordered an investigation by a senior officer into the death of a 35-year-old man suspected of snatching gold chains from women in the Medak district of the state days after he was picked up by the police.",The official  Twitter handle of DVV Entertainment requoted Derrickson and replied, “From the director of Doctor Strange. Thank you Scott :) #RRRMovie.”",Facebook is rolling out Messenger Room support on WhatsApp as tipped earlier. This is a part of the social media platform’s plan to integrate Facebook and WhatsApp. The Rooms support for now is limited to WhatsApp Web only. We checked WhatsApp’s mobile app but the Rooms support isn’t available for the time being. The Rooms support may come to the app in the days to come, however, there are no official words on the same. Indianexpress.com is the first one to report about the Rooms support on WhatsApp."，Equity benchmarks Sensex and Nifty ended marginally lower after range-bound trade on Tuesday as investors booked profits at higher levels amid largely positive cues from global markets."，It took more than 30 hours for Daisy Manoj to trace the body of her brother – Denny Baby Karunakaran – one of the 45 Indians, who lost their lives in the fatal blaze that broke out in a building at Mangaf – south of Kuwait City, which housed 196 migrant workers."，“There seems to be relentless demand from offshore market and also from carry traders looking to unwind their shorts in dollar-rupee. In the morning expiry related buying pushed the pair higher,” said Anindya Banerjee, Vice President, Kotak Securities Ltd. Oil prices are gaining traction again due to the supply crunch as OPEC members. Libya and Ecuador are suspending oil output amid political unrest. Besides, all eyes are on the G7 meeting for further cues as the member nations are contemplating a new set of sanctions, including a proposal to place a price cap on imports of Russian oil. High demand from the US and relaxation of restrictions in China could further fuel oil prices on the higher incline and act as a major headwind for the domestic currency, said Sugandha Sachdeva, Vice President, Religare Broking Ltd."Globally, the tourism sector has taken a hit because of the pandemic. With international borders mostly shut, people have had to postpone their travel plans. And even with some countries slowly opening its doors to tourists, there is a general fear of contracting the infection. As such, a majority of people are decidedly staying put this year."

Under the partnership, Zomato’s delivery partners can get access to Battery Smart’s existing network of over 800 swap stations across more than 30 cities, the company said in a statement.",Jail Superintendent Umesh Singh said that a jail warder spotted them hanging from a tree behind their barrack. “A scarf was found around their neck… The warder immediately informed other staff and the bodies were brought down,” the jail superintendent said.",Sensex was lifted by gains in Reliance as RIL rallied 2.26 per cent to close at Rs 2,431.95. Tech Mahindra, Apollo Hospitals, and Eicher Motors were among the other top gainers while Hindustan Unilever, Sun Pharma, ITC, L&T were among the top laggards.",Shettar had joined the Congress party in April 2023 after he was overlooked for the Hubbali Dharwad Assembly segment by the BJP. Speaking to The Indian Express at the time, Shettar had said that his “self respect was hurt”. “My seniority was ignored and the way the BJP leadership behaved while denying me a ticket was not acceptable. I have been elected six times here (from Hubballi)…” he had said.",These directions were made by a division bench of the Karnataka High Court on Wednesday consisting of Chief Justice N V Anjaria and Justice K V Aravind on Wednesday.",With Robert Pattinson-starrer The Batman, director Matt Reeves is building a Bat-verse, a cinematic universe populated by Batman, his rogues galleries and supporting characters in Gotham City.",But on Monday night the Indian Embassy cleared all the pending applications, paving way for the smooth travel of Pakistan squad to India for the tournament.",Four people, including two Hindu outfit activists were arrested on charges of assaulting migrant workers, police said on Monday.",As his tenure ends May 31, he passes the baton at MICA to Jaya Deshmukh — the first woman director that the institute is set to have in its 33-year-long history.",The company had facilitated loan disbursal of around Rs 1,700 crore through its NBFC partners in the January-March 2022 quarter.",The King is coming. Superstar Shah Rukh Khan has teased the confirmation of his next action drama, which would feature him alongside his actor daughter Suhana Khan. Titled King, the new movie will mark the big screen debut of Suhana, who was seen in Zoya Akhtar’s The Archies.",Oscar-winning composer AR Rahman, a regular at the Cannes Film Festival, recently visited the Bharat Pavilion at Cannes 2024 to support the upcoming music documentary, Headhunting to Beatboxing. The film follows the Naga tribe in Nagaland as they experience a musical renaissance. In a recent interview with The Times of India, Rahman shared his insights on India’s growing presence at the prestigious film festival and the importance of global representation. Acknowledging India’s recent achievements, including documentary wins and Grammy Awards, Rahman emphasised the need for improvement in fiction films.".